Luke Heggie

Comedian. No lowbreeds please.

Blue Mountains Comedy Festival

Blue Mountains Comedy Festival

Saturday, December 5, 2026
8:00 PM 9:00 PM 20:00 21:00
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Award Winning, Luke Heggie is back in the Blue Mountains with a show that’s for everyone, so long as everyone is as awesome as he is.

It’s a bit of material from last year, and the rest brand new future classics.

Luke is known all over the world for remaining humble throughout his mega-achievements. Get in.
No lowbreeds please.

Winner: RAW Comedy (Career launch)

Winner: Piece of Wood Award (Comedians' Choice) – Melbourne International Comedy Festival

Winner: Director’s Choice Award – Sydney Comedy Festival

Nominee: ARIA Award for Best Comedy Release (Two-time nominee)

Doors 8pm

Showtime 8:30pm

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LUKE HEGGIE: RELIC

LUKE HEGGIE: RELIC

Wed, Mar 24, 2027 6:20 PM 18:20 Sun, Apr 18, 2027 6:20 PM 18:20
Basement Comedy Club (map)
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In this crazy, mixed-up world, there are only two types of people: those who enjoy the work of Luke Heggie, and idiots.

RELIC is a new hour of actual stand-up comedy from a man attempting to remain relevant, while still enjoying insulting people by calling them names now considered outdated in certain circles.

If you're contemplating bringing friends along as an introduction to stand-up comedy—don't. They won't like it. Then they won't like you. Take them to see a TV personality with a trendy haircut.

You're not going to learn anything. Grow up.

No lowbreeds please.

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - SYDNEY ENCORE

Friday, August 21, 2026
7:00 PM 8:00 PM 19:00 20:00
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Fri 21 Aug

Comedy Store

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - MELBOURNE ENCORE

Fri, Aug 14, 2026 6:15 PM 18:15 Sat, Aug 15, 2026 8:45 PM 20:45
Basement Comedy Club (map)
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Fri 14 & Sat 15 August

Basement Comedy Club

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - WOLLONGONG

Friday, July 31, 2026
8:00 PM 9:00 PM 20:00 21:00
The Basement (Builder's Club) (map)
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Fri 31 July

Builder’s Club

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - ALBURY

Saturday, July 25, 2026
7:00 PM 8:30 PM 19:00 20:30
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Sat 25 July

The Thirsty Crow Brewery

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - WAGGA

Friday, July 24, 2026
7:00 PM 8:30 PM 19:00 20:30
Tilly's Wagga (map)
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Fri 24 July

Tilly’s Wagga

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - NEWCASTLE

Saturday, July 18, 2026
6:00 PM 7:00 PM 18:00 19:00
Newcastle Conservatorium (map)
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Sat 18 July

Newcastle Conservatorium

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - GOSFORD

Friday, July 17, 2026
6:30 PM 8:30 PM 18:30 20:30
Funhaus Factory Gosford (map)
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Fri 17 July

Funhaus Factory

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - LAUNCESTON

Saturday, July 4, 2026
7:30 PM 9:00 PM 19:30 21:00
Du Cane Brewery & Dining Hall (map)
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Sat 4 July

Du Cane Brewery & Dining Hall

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - HOBART

Friday, July 3, 2026
7:00 PM 8:15 PM 19:00 20:15
Hellenic House, The Greek Club (map)
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Fri 3 July

Hellenic House, The Greek Club

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - BRISBANE - WORK IN PROGRESS SHOW

Sunday, June 28, 2026
6:00 PM 7:00 PM 18:00 19:00
Good Chat Comedy Club (map)
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Sun 28 June

Good Chat Comedy Club

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - BRISBANE - WORK IN PROGRESS SHOW - ADDED SHOW

Sunday, June 28, 2026
4:00 PM 5:00 PM 16:00 17:00
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Sun 28 June

Good Chat Comedy Club

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - WARRNAMBOOL

Friday, June 19, 2026
7:30 PM 8:30 PM 19:30 20:30
Mozart Hall (map)
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Fri 19 June

Mozart Hall

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - BALLARAT

Thursday, June 18, 2026
7:30 PM 8:30 PM 19:30 20:30
Ballarat Performing Arts Centre (map)
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Thurs 18 June

Ballarat Performing Arts Centre

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - BRUNSWICK PICTURE HOUSE - EXTRA SHOW ADDED

Sunday, June 14, 2026
6:00 PM 7:00 PM 18:00 19:00
Brunswick Picture House (map)
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Sun 14 June

Brunswick Picture House

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - TUGUN

Saturday, June 13, 2026
7:00 PM 8:00 PM 19:00 20:00
Tom Atkin Hall (map)
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Sat 13 June

Tom Atkin Hall

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - BRUNSWICK PICTURE HOUSE

Friday, June 12, 2026
7:00 PM 8:30 PM 19:00 20:30
Brunswick Picture House (map)
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Fri 12 June

Brunswick Picture House

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - SUNSHINE COAST - EXTRA SHOW ADDED

Thursday, June 11, 2026
8:00 PM 9:30 PM 20:00 21:30
Black Box Theatre (map)
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Thu 11 June - EXTRA SHOW ADDED 8pm

Black Box Theatre

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - SUNSHINE COAST

Thursday, June 11, 2026
6:30 PM 8:00 PM 18:30 20:00
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Thu 11 June

Black Box Theatre

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - BENDIGO - EXTRA SHOW ADDED

Saturday, June 6, 2026
6:30 PM 7:30 PM 18:30 19:30
Engine Room Theatre (map)
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Sat 6 June - 6:30pm & 8:30pm

Engine Room Theatre

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - GEELONG

Friday, June 5, 2026
7:00 PM 8:30 PM 19:00 20:30
Geelong West Town Hall (map)
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Fri 5 June

Geelong West Town Hall

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - BRISBANE

Thu, May 21, 2026 6:30 PM 18:30 Fri, May 22, 2026 7:30 PM 19:30
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Thurs 21 & Fri 22 May

The Tivoli

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - PERTH COMEDY FESTIVAL

Saturday, May 16, 2026
7:00 PM 8:00 PM 19:00 20:00
Astor Theatre (map)
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Sat 16 May

Astor Theatre

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - CONCOURSE LOUNGE - SYDNEY COMEDY FESTIVAL

Sunday, May 10, 2026
5:00 PM 6:00 PM 17:00 18:00
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Sun 10 May

The Concourse Lounge

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - FACTORY THEATRE - SYDNEY COMEDY FESTIVAL

Saturday, May 9, 2026
7:00 PM 8:00 PM 19:00 20:00
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Sat 9 May

Factory Theatre

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - THE COMEDY STORE - SYDNEY COMEDY FESTIVAL

Friday, May 8, 2026
7:00 PM 8:00 PM 19:00 20:00
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Fri 8 May

The Comedy Store

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - BONDI - SYDNEY COMEDY FESTIVAL

Thursday, May 7, 2026
8:00 PM 9:00 PM 20:00 21:00
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Thurs 7 May

Bondi Pavillion

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - PENRITH - SYDNEY COMEDY FESTIVAL - EXTRA SHOW ADDED DUE TO DEMAND

Wednesday, April 29, 2026
7:45 PM 8:45 PM 19:45 20:45
Joan Sutherland Performing Arts Centre (map)
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Weds 29 April - EXTRA SHOW ADDED DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND

Joan Sutherland Performing Arts Centre

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - PENRITH - SYDNEY COMEDY FESTIVAL

Wednesday, April 29, 2026
6:15 PM 7:15 PM 18:15 19:15
Joan Sutherland Performing Arts Centre (map)
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Weds 29 April

Joan Sutherland Performing Arts Centre

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - MELBOURNE INT COMEDY FESTIVAL - ADDED SHOW

Mon, Apr 13, 2026 6:30 PM 18:30 Sun, Apr 19, 2026 6:30 PM 18:30
Basement Comedy Club (map)
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Mon 13 April

Basement Comedy Club

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LUKE HEGGIE: I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN - MELBOURNE INT COMEDY FESTIVAL

Tue, Apr 7, 2026 7:45 PM 19:45 Sun, Apr 19, 2026 7:45 PM 19:45
Mamao Club - Bourke St (map)
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Tues 7 - Sun 19 April

Mamao Club - Bourke St

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