In this crazy, mixed-up world, there are only two types of people: those who enjoy the work of Luke Heggie, and idiots.

RELIC is a new hour of actual stand-up comedy from a man attempting to remain relevant, while still enjoying insulting people by calling them names now considered outdated in certain circles. 

If you're contemplating bringing friends along as an introduction to stand-up comedy—don't. They won't like it. Then they won't like you. Take them to see a TV personality with a trendy haircut.

You're not going to learn anything. Grow up.

No lowbreeds please.